We need to adapt to a changing market, and the best way to do that is to shamelessly rip off the most popular game at the time. The Sims Online isn’t competitive enough, violent enough, and our drama isn’t explosive enough to reach any social media feed. Mario is Dead, Cyberpunk is only 56 years away, and nobody cares about Fortnite anymore. Until then, enjoy yourselves, and maybe triple the frequency of your dentist appointments. It looks like the storm will be lasting until the end of October, so you’ve got plenty of time to make the most of it. We’re not sure what the normal sugar content of a pixel is, but the dramatic increase is a cause for worry. The launcher also seems to have been affected – we’re detecting an increase in its sugar content of around 2000% per pixel. What a steal! Come over and get yourself a box or… more! Please be assured that this machine will never go out of stock, but your wallet may!
The machine is available exclusively at Fructose Monsoon, our brand new event lot, but how does it work? Each gumball includes 1 mystery item from the 12-pack 2021 Summer Collection and a special bonus item for the price of only 800 Simoleons.
If you do find yourself unable to resist the temptation, you might end up face to face with the brand new addition to FreeSO seasonal shenanigans, the Lucky ‘Gumball’ Machine!
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